Thursday, March 19, 2009

Goodbye Dad, I'll miss you!

Today in the early morning, my father William Bruce Gibson passed away after suffering a massive cardiac failure. The doctors insure us that he felt no pain and went very peacefully into his next life. You were a father, a friend and a mentor to me Dad and I will always miss you, my children will miss you.

William Gibson
Born: February 11, 1955
Died: March 19, 2009

Survived by all who loved and appreciated him.
As I write this tears are rolling down my face, because I know you are no longer there but I also know you will always be with me on my journey through life.

Your loving son.
Benjamin

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Best Movie Quotes Ever... #2

Dogma (1999)


Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.

Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.

Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New
Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.


Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.

Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.

Bethany: What's the fine print?

Metatron: [mumbling into glass] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.

Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.

Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.


Loki: Is this why I had to come down here this morning, man? Is this why I had to miss my fucking cartoons? You call me, you tell
me it's important, you know. What, to share in your half-assed obsession with Hallmark moment?

Bartleby: We're going home. Somebody sent us this in the mail.


Bethany: So you... what? Inspire people?

Serendipity: What just went down with your friends over there? It doesn't really take a Muse to inspire horny retards to empty their
wallets.



NAKED GUN: From the files of police squad!



Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in
a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.


Jane: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst.


Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll
leave you hollow inside.



Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.

Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.

Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?

Frank: I used to have that problem.

Jane: What did you do about it?

Frank: I just think about baseball.




Jane: How could you do something so vicious?

Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor.

BLADE (1998)


Blade: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.


Blade: You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it - the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to *pull the trigger!



Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Blinkin: Oh Master Robin! [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]

Blinkin: You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'm over here.


Blazing Saddles (1974)



Bart: Are we awake?

Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?

Bart: Yes, we are.

Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.


Lyle: Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen


Bart: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?

Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...

Bart: [quickly] Well, let's play chess.


Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?

Bart: Nowhere special.

Jim: Nowhere special; I always wanted to go there.

Bart: Come on.

White Knight,

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Cellular Conundrum #3

I want a lot of features, all kinds of toys and gizmo but I don't want to pay more then $20/mth. Excuse me? If you want everything but wish to pay nothing, you should probably return to your dream world because it sounds nice. Seriously, if you have reached the age of 18 you must have figured out by now that you cannot get something for nothing.

Is it true my iPhone will explode if the temperature changes? No! I had a customer call in and tell me that customer service told them that this could, has and probably will happen to their iPhone. It still boggles my mind the amount of crap customer service reps can spew out over the phone.

White Knight,
Gaza Parking Lot

We are always hearing about the Gaza Strip being a constant war zone, Israel and Palestine will be fighting over it forever at this rate. What is the solution? Take Gaza and turn it into a parking lot. Then park the UN on it. Problem solved.

White Knight
Best Movie Quotes Ever... #1

Anything Pulp Fiction. Sammy J. we love you!

Quotes from Pulp Fiction are simply phenomenal. Quentin Tarantino is a master of all things memorable. Think about the movie and think of all the amazing speeches that were done.

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you


Kill Bill Vol I.

- If on your journey you encounter God... God will be cut.

Cool Hand Luke

- What we have here, is a failure; to communicate

Aliens (1986)
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?


The Girl Next Door (2004)

Matthew: Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically [mumbling]
Matthew: being a fucking boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you
fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't
so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral
fiber's all about.


Blood Sport (1988)

Victor: What's the hold-up?
Official: He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi.
Victor: What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi?
Official: If Senzo Tanaks is his shidoshi, then show us the Dim Mak.
Ray Jackson: [turns to Frank] What the hell is a Dim Mack?
Official: Death touch.

Gladiator (2000)

[Maximus looks at images of his wife and son]
Juba: Can they hear you?
Maximus: Who?
Juba: Your family. In the afterlife. Maximus: Oh yes.
Juba: What do you say to them?
Maximus: To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not
your business.


Lucilla: Is Rome worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Rome. Honor him.
Gracchus: Who will help me carry him?
[Gladiators surround Maximus to carry him out of the arena]

Braveheart (1995) Count of Montecristo

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace.
Young Soldier: William Wallace is seven feet tall!
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
[Scottish army laughs]

Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

Edmond: Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes
you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will
do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as Albert Mondego, the man!

Albert Mondego: Who are you, and why are you doing this?
Luigi: We are bad men, and for the money!

Abbe Faria: When I told them I had no idea where Count Spada hid his treasure, I lied.
Edmond: You lied?
Abbe Faria: I'm a priest, not a saint

Luigi: We shall call him... Zatarra.
Edmond: Sounds fearsome.
Luigi: It means, "driftwood."

Does God See Dollar Signs

So what would you do if you had more money then God? The question has always been out there and people have answered in a joking kind of way. I asked this question one day at work and we all came to the same conclusion.

If I had more money then God, I would buy God.
Can money buy you happiness? (Yes)
Can money buy you a divine being? (Maybe)

So if you could buy your divine power, would that make it a genie with unlimited wishes?

White Knight