Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Warehouse Letter - A Devils Deal

Greetings to all who are reading this letter. I am trapped in the warehouse, nothing but fittings and boxes as far as I can see. I walked in this morning and has my ass chewed by the bosses son, I swear there is nothing more demeaning. Someone else makes mistakes and you take all the heat. Excuse me for not being a fortune teller; I cannot read the future, not sure when people are going to mess things up.

Everyday that I go I am forced to deal and bargain for things my warehouse needs, I make pacts with the devils of the industry; for if I don't the master upstairs will surely become enraged and leave a post it telling me about it.

That's right in my world there is no speech or communication in verbal form only the dreaded yellow post it, oh how I loathe you.

I hear the master coming, as such I must now flee, until we meet again.

The creature in the cardboard box...

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Classic Musics - "Traveling Wilburys"

One of the greatest compilation bands to ever evolve. I have been listening to these guys since I was a kid and their music never gets old. If you have never heard of them check them out at wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traveling_Wilburys

Lyric Sample: "Tweeter and the Monkey Man"
Tweeter and the Monkey Man were hard up for cash
They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash
To an undercover cop who had a sister named Jan
For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man

Tweeter was a boy scout course he went to Vietnam
And found out the hard way, nobody gives a damn
They knew that they found freedom just across the Jersey line
So they hopped into a stolen car, took Highway 99

Classic Musics - "Long John Baldry"
Another classic artist who is no longer with us unfortunately. He did early last year in British Columbia. He has written many wonderful songs and here is a taste of the lyrics:

Lyric Sample: "Don't Try To Lay No Boogie Woogie On The King Of Rock & Roll"
Don't you feed me no TV dinners when you know I'm used to steak
I don't need no rank beginners when it's time to shake that shake
You better pull your thing together, reach in and dust it out
And if ya feel that you just can't dig it then I guess you know the route
It ain't a matter of pork 'n beans that's gonna justify your soul
Just don't try to lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock and roll.

I enjoy music that has a different approach, it tells a story. These songs push more towards folk music I suppose. On a final note long live the Moody Blues.

Enjoy the music and be good everyone.

White Knight,

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Passive with Age.

As I have gotten older I seem to care less and less about the little things which once would have bothered me. I do not know if its from experience or simply a jaded view on life that has made me change but something is different.

Years ago if another man started spending time with my woman I would have become enraged and territorial. But now that I have been burned time and time again I am not as rash and do not care as much. Why sweat things you cannot control?

Life is too long to worry about little stuff, when there is so much big stuff.

White Knight,
Boobs....

Well what can we say... Its like a Rubik's cube with a nipple. All men will probably agree with this point, we have no idea what we are doing. They are just there, there is no instruction manual. Sure we understand the other regions and how they work and what to do to make good vibrations buts breasts are odd.

Not to say we do not enjoy them, but its hard to determine what a woman is going to find enjoyable when it comes to fondling, petting, etc... I figured I would bring this up as its been in the back of my head for sometime and a girl at the grocery store made me think of it.

White Knight,